my mom and i were watching 24 and it was a scene where the president was handing a terrorist attack and she just realized that the president is played by the same guy from the allstate commercials and she just whispers to me “looks like america isn’t in good hands”
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE
im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
This is probably one of the greatest if not the greatest body confidence videos I have ever seen.
This is the best thing.
her voice is perf ughhh
and this is a great message
I think about this picture a lot
but why did she take two ‘o’ pictures when she could have just used the first one twice
always asking the big questions
Because YOLO
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
